Wheel hat

 

This is actually the first hat that I made using the PDF pattern I downloaded from Etsy two years ago, although it's only in the last few weeks that I've reworked it to the point that I find it good enough.  Since it's cloth, I needed help from Mom to assemble the top and sides.

The facing fabric is from an old pair of chinos.  I used a narrow belt from a thrift store for the chin cord and 4-5 ounce (2mm) veg-tan for the visor.  The visor is treated only with neatsfoot oil, conditioner and a little Sno-Seal (emulsified beeswax), which all contribute to darkening the leather to a natural saddle tan color.  With no dye, the color shouldn't rub off or bleed, and with no acrylic finish, it won't crack if creased.  It's also reasonably water-resistant, though less so than a heavy acrylic finish would be, and of course a glossy finish isn't achievable.  If I'd been thinking ahead, I might have made it without vents and used a more old-fashioned slide system for the chin cord, which would make the hat appropriate for the 19th century.  As is, I believe the roller buckle is more of a 20th-century feature.

The band is built around heavyweight, 2mm cotton webbing, 1-1/2 inches (38mm) wide.  I sewed the crown to the band five warp threads down, though I think it could've been three or even two, which would add a bit of height to the band without weakening the construction.  Of course, with a fisherman-style cap like this, you don't really want a tall band; that's more a military peaked cap feature.  Speaking of which, the crown could also stand to be about a quarter-inch narrower all around when working with a forgiving fabric, though this doesn't seem to work with leather unless you make the band taller.

After sewing in the visor, I hot-glued a sweatband of cotton twill tape with the idea that it would be replaceable (since the cap itself can't be washed and its light color will show stains from contact with greasy skin), but it took up too much room on the inside.  Also, the twill tape had a hard face and was uncomfortable, and proved very difficult to remove.  I managed to peel it out and slice off most of the remaining hot glue, and have now replaced it with a chamois leather sweatband in just the front half (where most grease tends to accumulate), attached with rubber cement.  It's still a little too snug - I definitely underestimated the hat size during construction - but much more comfortable.  The crown has lightweight interfacing and is lined with part of a worn-out cotton bedsheet.

I tweaked the visor pattern several times.  I found the supplied version (right) too flat and a bit too proportionally long.  At first I thought that widening it would be the best way to get it to curl down more, but in the last few weeks I realized that the major factor is how curved it is on the interior edge:  the less curved, the more the visor is turned down when stitched to the straight edge of the band.  Theoretically, a completely straight interior edge would result in a visor that points straight down.  There actually appear to have been wheel hats made in the 19th century like that, although I don't see the point of such a thing.  This cap uses the pattern second to the left, which is perhaps slightly too narrow and not quite full enough on the outer edge near the corners to optimally shield one's eyes from the Sun.

Biker cap

 

Yesterday I finished one more small leather cap.  This one is basically the same as the one I made in 2019, with some largely aesthetic differences.

The crown and band aren't factory scrap this time, but the remnants of a Mirrabella lambskin I bought some years ago.  Although the one I bought was officially some shade of brown, it looks almost black in most lighting, though it may fade with exposure to sunlight.  I matched it with a black chin cord and artificial sinew stitching and a visor made from the same almost-black oiltan as I used on the last one.  The lambskin is thinner than the unidentified factory scrap, so the cap weighs less.  Also, despite having a wider crown, it crushes down better, giving it a casual look when worn.

Fitting is the only fussy part.  I tried to size the band to be just large enough to fit my oversized head, excessive hair, and a polarfleece sweatband lining.  Unfortunately, this resulted in it being a little too big for the crown, forcing me to pleat as I went and causing unsightly crimping in a few spots.

The band is made of medium-weight two-inch cotton webbing.  The crown is lined with scrap twill, probably cotton.  The buckle is chromed steel.  Though the buttons also look like steel, I later discovered that they won't stick to a magnet, so they're probably pot metal, which raises the possibility that their shanks may break more easily with use.  Otherwise, construction is exactly the same as the last one.

18th-century cutlass belt

This is the first complete sword belt of any kind that I've made.  I intended to do it on the cheap but still stick to period materials as best as possible.

The buckle is by Roy Najecki (item EA here).  You can order it with or without a tongue; I ordered mine with one.  The tongue is iron and rather sharp.

The leather is all vegetable-tanned.  It's stained with double-strength, heavily steeped black tea and vinegaroon; the tea supposedly enriches the leather with extra tannins for the vinegaroon to react with so that the leather's own tannins won't be depleted, which would result in degradation and cracking over the years.  The vinegaroon itself is iron (in this case fine steel wool) dissolved in vinegar.  This is not a dye, but a reagent; it looks like pond water or tea, but turns tannins black.  After staining the leather, I neutralized the vinegaroon in a mild baking soda solution until it stopped fizzing.  It's finished with neatsfoot oil and beeswax.

The stitching is coarse waxed linen cord, since I wasn't sure fine stitching would be strong enough.  To keep the end knots from chafing against clothing, they're on the outside, which gives it a rather sloppy appearance.

The frog fits the scabbard in the same way as my Bowie knife frog:  The sleeve is slightly oversized for the scabbard and pops open when pressed from the sides so it becomes tall enough to slide over the button, allowing the button to be pressed through a round buttonhole, which is just wide enough for the button's neck but has a slit to either side to let the button through.  While I was test-fitting it after stitching, I found that the sleeve was a little too tight for me to easily get the scabbard back out.  So I had to finish attaching the frog to the belt itself with the scabbard encumbering it.

Most replica sword belts of this kind that I've seen are upwards of two inches wide.  This one is only 1-1/4 inches, in accordance with guidelines at Gentlemen of Fortune.  It chafes a lot when worn over only a shirt, but on top of a waistcoat or justaucorps it would probably be okay.  It's also a very functional design, in that when buckled tight enough, it allows you to draw the sword one-handed.

This sword is a Dixie Gun Works 1742 British infantry sword.  It's a nice sword for the money, but I'll soon be attempting to replace the hilt.  You'll see whether or not that turns out in another month or two.

Indo-Persian letter opener

For his birthday this year, my dad asked for a letter opener.  I wonder if he didn't ask for one just because he knew it was a project I'd enjoy, but anyway, I took the first idea that came to mind and ran with it.

This is based loosely on a number of roughly 17th- to 19th-century khanjars, most often seen with curved blades but sometimes with straight ones.  It uses a Windlass full-tang dagger blade with a modified butt end.  This blade is in fact the same one as from the letter opener I made five years ago; I ordered a new one, but the new one was slightly longer and with less distal taper than the old one, and didn't fit the scabbard core I'd created.  (It, along with the large "companion" blade I ordered earlier this year, also have squared edges of around a millimeter thick, and I wonder if this is a sign of a decrease in quality control.)

Because the handle should be low-maintenance, I finished the holly grips with Tru-Oil, which, unlike linseed oil, forms a hard, glossy top coat.  The hardware is all brass.  I cut the bolsters from 3/16-inch (4.76mm) bar stock, shaped them to the correct profile with an angle grinder, polished the edges, then epoxied them in place for pinhole drilling and cross-section shaping.  I drilled flared openings to the pinholes with a Dremel high-speed cutting cone so that the pins would hopefully mushroom to fit these openings rather than forming protruding domes.  Once the pins were peened, I smoothed off the faces of the bolsters with the angle grinder, a rasp and polishing paper to produce a flush surface.

The scabbard was fairly quick to make, since I already had a wooden core on-hand fitted to this exact blade and some thin green leather, stitched with black simulated sinew.  (Velvet would be more appropriate, but regardless, most antique Indian knives I've seen have either a green or red facing material.)  I at first tried to do a cross-X stitch, but that placed so much strain on the leather that it tore and I had to replace the entire facing.

The throat and chape are sheet brass, with classic Mughal leaf decoration drawn freehand in permanent marker for a resist and ferric chloride-etched.  A soldered tab holds a suspension ring.  A few originals I've seen have a cord tied to the suspension ring, which I understand would be used for attaching the scabbard to a belt, but in this case it seems less effective because the blade is very light, causing the whole assembling to hang handle-down when tied to a belt.  This is perhaps less important in this application than it might be elsewhere, since it's unlikely that Dad will actually wear this letter opener, but it would be nice nonetheless to figure out a way to make it work anyway.  A second suspension ring on the other side of the throat might help; however, I suspect that any system which doesn't involve lashing the scabbard tightly to the belt will be ineffective on account of the balance.  The chape has a soldered brass bead for a finial, capped off at the other end with an escutcheon pin; the chape and throat are also soldered up the back.

Homo tolkiensis

Just spitballing here, but imagine the so-called Indonesian hobbits, Homo floresiensis, as actual hobbits.  I think it's pretty fitting.

Gee, Your Breath Smells Horrific

1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup plain yogurt or sour cream
3 tablespoons dried minced onions
1-1/2 teaspoons powdered garlic
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 tablespoon prepared yellow mustard
1-1/2 teaspoons Louisiana-style hot sauce

Mix everything in a jar or tupperware and refrigerate for at least half an hour to let the onions rehydrate.

Use with e.g. deli sandwiches; burgers; green salad; tuna or potato salad; crudite, fries or chips.

I use 1/2 cup each of regular mayonnaise, light mayonnaise and nonfat yogurt, but I am told that using a full cup of regular mayonnaise and leaving out the light would be better if you were putting it ahead of time on anything absorbent, e.g. potato salad or a sandwich.

The amount of hot sauce and pepper isn't enough to make it hot.

Sheffield-style Bowie

Although I've only read it once, now nine years ago, one of the novels I've found most moving is Catch-22, by Joseph Heller.  Incidentally, there's a couple passages where Yossarian ponders stabbing Orr with the hunting knife slung from the mosquito net bar over the dead man's cot.  I forgot until recently that it wasn't just any odd knife that could qualify as a "hunting knife" (of which there's a wide spectrum of designs meant for different tasks involved in hunting).  It actually receives a little bit more description in one passage, where it's stated to be "long" and "bone-handled."

I always had in mind to make it in an Old Western style.  I settled on a "classic clip point" Bowie from Crazy Crow.  It features a guard from the same source, sold as "white brass" - this may mean either very high-alloy brass or nickel silver, but since it has the same color and working properties as the latter, I assume that's what it is - and matching cutler's pins, escutcheon plate and scabbard hardware.  I did have to rely on yellow brass for the escutcheon pins and the staple holding the throat.  Since I dislike working with bone, I used a pair of holly scales, finished with linseed oil, which coincidentally imparts a color to pale wood not dissimilar to antique bone.  According to the Wood Database, holly typically has a janka hardness comparable to black walnut, but the hardness and density of a tree trunk varies with growing conditions and the scales I used seemed little harder than poplar.

This time around, I tried to use only pre-modern materials wherever possible.  The sheath and frog are unstained veg-tan, finished with neatsfoot oil and then a thin coat of beeswax melted in, and stitched with waxed linen thread.  Admittedly the beeswax is in the form of Sno-Seal, which is softened with a volatile solvent to make it spreadable at room temperature, but the only modern material remaining in the finished knife is two-part epoxy used to reinforce the attachment of the scales, throat and chape.  Both the throat and chape are seamed up the back and silver-soldered.  Because I don't have the skill to produce a smooth round end to the chape, I instead left it with a round opening closed by a soldered flat plate - which isn't correct as far as I know for this type of knife; it really looks like something more appropriate to a Napoleonic-period spadroon or naval dirk.  The frog button is attached the same way, using a leftover bronze stub from another project as the "neck."

The frog itself was a bit of a puzzle to me until I noticed that a number of originals have frogs significantly wider than the scabbards themselves.  This means that pressing the stitched edges of the frog together makes the middle pop open wide enough to fit around the scabbard, button and all, and the buttonhole can then be pressed down around the button provided the hole is large enough and has a wide enough horizontal slash to either side.  While it strikes me as needlessly complicated compared to the more modern style of making the sheath side-seamed with an integral belt loop, it does work perfectly well for holding the scabbard in place while unsheathing and resheathing the knife.

While I was at it, because this blade, the matching guard and wooden scales are so cheap, I ordered another set which I hope to later turn into a "sister" knife.  This one will have curly maple scales, brass hardware, and leather blackened with vinegaroon.  I think yellow brass pairs better with darker woods and leathers than lighter ones.

These blades require a lot of work off-the-shelf.  The tangs are wide enough to be considered slab tangs, but don't come with pin holes drilled, and being upwards of 5mm inch thick, they took a lot of effort to drill through, moreso because apparently EN 45 steel requires more care to anneal than just heating it to red-hot and letting it cool on its own.  I made the pin holes on the first knife 1/8 inch, but these struck me as too big because of how there are two of them side-by-side next to the junction of the tang and blade, possibly creating a stress point that's larger than necessary.  Antique Sheffield Bowies often appear to use thinner pins.  So I plan to make the holes and pins on the second knife 3/32 inch wide.

The blades come with an edge ground on, but are otherwise brut de forge.  The hammermarks are too deep to remove entirely unless you want to make the blades significantly thinner.  The first one measured 4.5mm (nominal thickness 3/16 inch, or ~4.76mm) before polishing and a hair over 4mm afterward, which is still decent for a blade this length.  I've seen very few original 19th-century blades that were this rough-looking, and real Sheffield Bowies always seem to have a nice even finish, so I assume they were either thicker before finishing or less deeply hammermarked to begin with.  The rough look still works if the conceit is that this isn't a Sheffield Bowies per se, but rather a domestically-made one in the popular imported style - which is, of course, exactly what it is.

The butt ends of the tangs have to be shortened and look better when slightly rounded.  I gave the tangs a very slight waist with an angle grinder so as to provide a more secure grip, since the straight-edged, peg-shaped grips seemed likely to slip out of the hand, especially when paired with smooth wood scales.  But I felt they were too narrow to be made much narrower without leaving the grip uncomfortable.  Instead, I followed a suggestion from Mikko Kuusirati at myArmoury and tapered the scales toward the guard (i.e. they are thicker at the butt end).  Lastly, the tang on the first blade met the ricasso ever so slightly closer to the edge than the spine, which made for an unappealing look.  Since these blades have a saber grind, they can tolerate losing width on the spine, which I achieved with a few quick passes of the angle grinder (this incidentally also flattened the spine and removed all remaining pits and scale).

The guards also require some work:  The slots are designed for hidden-tang blades and need to be tediously filed until they're wide enough.  Luckily, the crowns on the guards are exactly the same width as the blade tangs, so neither needed adjustment.  I shimmed and silver-soldered the guard and then packed any remaining gaps with a beeswax-linseed oil mix to ensure no water gets in and causes corrosion, though historically cutler's resin might've been a more likely choice.

One last note:  I am not a hunter, and I understand that many hunters find the large-ish (but far short of machete- or cleaver-sized) Bowie knife with a centered clip point and a quillon on the spine side ill-suited for any particular field task.  The Bowie is a fighting knife, or at least a multi-purpose one, and the features that make it suitable for fighting are detrimental to some other uses.  So I won't argue either way about the appropriateness of the name.  That being said, this style is frequently referred to as a hunting knife and I see no reason Yossarian would've analyzed its suitability for various jobs before casually describing it as one.